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Dead to Me — Funny Sarcastic Hoodie Sweatshirt | JonesTees

$49.99 USD $34.99 USD Save 30%

We all have that list. The "dead to me" list. Whether it's the person who talks in movies, the one who never replaces the empty toilet roll, or just a general life choice you've had to make — this shirt says it all without saying a word.

Wear it as a warning, a conversation piece, or just because it's deeply relatable. Makes an excellent gift for anyone with a dark sense of humour, a low tolerance for nonsense, or a very, very long list.

Available in multiple colours and sizes XS to 3XL. Printed on a premium hoodie fabric that's soft, durable, and gets better with every wash.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket

Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.

Order within the next 23 hours 11 minutes to receive it. Estimated delivery is between Friday, 24 Jul and Friday, 31 Jul.

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